Feeling the urge to write

i have no idea why im bothering to write post on this blog anymore, its momentum is gone along with the urge to write for it, though it wont be the end of my blogging days shortly i will be launching a new blog, directed toward photography, inspired by the usage of my new d40 and some cute pics of my neighbor Izabela (i butchered that lol) i will deft. be creating a blog for my pics and hopefully will generate more traffic than this blog, we'll see ;)

Posting from an itouch Lol

Ok so I'm at bcc in a class bored out of my mind listening to black eyed peas with my itouch when I noticed I had wifi...so then I thought I wonder if I could sign into my blog and post something and here I am trying it. Typing on an iPhone/touch has to be the most annoying In the world, maybe if my fingers weren't so big this wouldn't be so hard haha oh well

how do i use facebook

I dont even know how i use facebook, i just sign on and close my eyes and BAM freakin like 100 notifications, and 47 new status updates, jesus im all over the place...literally. What's on your mind??? how on earth am i suppose to answer that, last time i cut open my skull to look i wound up in the emergency room with the same man in white who was at my birth poking me...perv. and people want to know why our society is so corrupt, hah

Hallllleyyyyy Berrrrrry Hally Berry

Billy, Juan, Castro, Franky, this shit is for y'all haha

why the gym smells

have you ever walked into a gym that isn't air conditioned very well or doesn't have enough air fresheners, and it absolutely stinks of sweat. kind of grosses you out? kind of don't want to be there any longer? maybe that's why people are so un motivated to workout and loose weight and stay in shape. Because, face it, everybody could be looking better, and you know it. ya so i finally came to the conclusion of why it smells so incredibly horrible at the gym, old people...they don't clean the equipment after they use it, and they smell awkward to begin with, so it must be them.

coffee run vid part 2

Part 2

qucik run for coffee?

so im incrediably bored and have like nothing to do, so then i thought, hey i should go get coffee, what a great idea it was indeed, was even going to pick up coffee for a friend, who after give elaborate details on how to get to her house, decided she no longer wanted coffee, oh well nothing was gunna stop us, we were bound to get our coffee, and so off we went, me and my bud greg voelpel (neighbor, partner in crime?) ya anwyays so were on the road on our way to starbucks jammin to hollywood undead ya i know arent we gay...and so we get there only to discover its closed f.our.l and so we decided to hit up wallgreens...also closed...so were like oh we'll just go to walmsrt there open 24/7 and so we get there finally like 20 min later get our stuff and head out. sounds like a pretty boring post....hope the video makes up for it lol (video will be in its own post, be paitent)

Libary at Weston?

ok so i was at the BCC center at the weston libary some pretty hood stuff right there, hah and so i walk in the front door and im not like in the liabry yet theres like a second entrance for that, so im like in this lobby area sorta, and theres people talking not very quite and so my phone vibrates and some old hag like 20 ft away is like HEY! you turn that celluar communicator thingy off right this moment or i'll get security to take it away, and im like, huh? are you talking to me? and shes like dont make me call security young man, by this time im answering my text and biting my lip to stop from laughing, so i look over and she picks up the walkie talkie and says something like, heyy edward we got a rough one in the lobby, i look at her like you got to be kidding me, so i start to put my phone away and walk up stairs to class, and this old fart turns the corner, guy was old enough to be my great grandfather and had more wrinkles than i do hairs. He looks at me and goes, "EY! stop it rite there lad, hand over your weapon" i turn around some were between rofling and peeing my pants and look at him and ask him wat he's talking about, he looks at me and says hand over ur weapon and no one will get hurt, so i assume he's talking about my phone, so i pull it out, and he starts yelling, SIR SIR drop the weapon, by this time, people are watching and quite a scene had occured. so i show him that its a phone, and he goes ohhhhh, then he turns around and yells LUZIE YOU SAID HE HAD A WEAPON, and you hear the little old lady wobble out of her desk, I THOUGHT HE DID!....

LaZy

Ok, so just in case nobody's noticed, because plenty have complaind ive been incrediably. lazy about this blog the past few days and decided not to post anything. well thanks to some recent events wit my best bud and a late nite run to startbucks whcih turned into wallgreens whcih turned into walmart lol i have new stories and so i bring them to you...at 12:21 am ...what a lovely time. oh and the person who pushed to get off my lazy ass and post something is my home girl kelly budke; ya so give her a hand

Old guy on the golf course

ok so im sitting on my patio eating breakfest watching the golfers from my back yard. This old guy comes up and is getting ready, his outfit already had me doubled over laughing, he looked like checkerboard on toothpicks. and so he goes to swing, he arches back, and swings pretty hard, his club fly's out of his hand and hit's his wife in the golf cart nearby, and he's standing there saying "sweetie i cant see my ball, did you see where it went" his ball never left the tee.

The E.N.D.

ok so black eyed peas just came out with there new album "The E.N.D" . was pretty excited to listen to there new album, but sadly after grabbing all the songs, i discoverd most of the ablum were remix's of older songs like "Pump it Harder" . At that point, i was very let down, and sad to see that such a great band had sunken so low as to release an album of mostly crappy remix's. But that boom boom pow still got my attetion, and i'm sure its got your's to.

Make money or do stuff yourself

ok so i think doing stuff around your house on your own is really stupid, any kind of chore, or task, or repair that needs to be done. That you'll spend hours working on to only end up doing a half-ass job, and look it and try to fool yourself and family into thinking you did a good job? yea i think its wiser and more important to find a job making more money, i mean honestly, think about it, you could make 60k and do stuff around the house and what not, or you could find or work harder to get a job earning lets say 100k, if your making that 100k then you can pay people to do everything at your house for you, save yourself the stress and being worried about it, your giveing people jobs, helping the ecnomoy, which just so happens to be doing horriable, and you have more free time around the house for youself, your family and friends. make sense?

oh gawsh

ok check it, so there's this old instructor at my driver's ed class right and he's like talks with a lisp and sounds like multiple characters from different show's, anyways, this kid billy, was imitating him all day and it was priceless funny, saying "oh gawd oh goodness" with this lisp. I think he might have heard us making fun of him but didnt catch on to what we were making fun or the fact that it was about him, old people, go figure.

Stop talking!!!

ok so theres this kid who can not shut up, (me right?) lol haha no, i sound quite compared to this kid, he talks about EVERYTHING like he does not stop he has a story for everything and always out does your's. really annoying, you can't even get a full sentance out with out being cut off. ya.